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Freaks Of PornSite Details

Categories: Fetish
Review Date: October 11, 2007
Reviewed By: Jenny
Trial Price: $4.95 - 3 Days
Monthly Price: $24.95 - 30 Days
Billing: EUPaycom | PinAccesscode
Multi Access: All Adult Pass
Pictures: 18 Picture Sets w/ 200 Pictures Per Set
High Quality Pictures: No
Pictures Match Videos: Yes
Videos: 18 Videos At Around 20 Minutes Each
Video Downloads: Full Video & Video Clips
Video Format(s): Windows Media (.wmv) - 320x240
Windows Media (.wmv) - 480x320
Video DRM No
Live Chat No

Freaks Of PornJenny's Review

October 11, 2007 | Fetish

Umm, yeah, so I tried to start this review several times with something clever, something that captured the true uniqueness of the site I just explored and you know, I just failed miserably. So here it is short sweet and to the point; zombies, monsters, furry beasts and leprechauns all getting some seriously hot teen pussy on video. Hey, I didn’t say it would make sense only that it would be to the point and yes, I did say zombies.

"There are good porn sites and there are entertaining time killing sites out there but rarely do they come together with so much painfully bad acting and horribly conceived plot lines as they do in this rare gem of a site."

Pros

When I loaded the tour for this page up for the first time my eyes got very wide, my jaw became slack, fuck I even called my wife over to check it out. There before my disbelieving gaze were images of decaying corpses fucking a hot teen from behind, a gigantic furry beast with its cock in the mouth of a cute blonde and even Frankenstein’s monster was getting his wick wet, this is a unique site.

The acting in porn videos is usually, well we will call it ‘weak’ but they take bad, over acting to the next level throughout this site. Picture the worst B movie flicks you have ever watched and then imagine that it was made up mostly of hard core porn. I kept waiting for the canned scream you hear in every B movie to show up. If I had to pick just one of the 10 videos on this site to describe, the one closest to normal would have to be one titled ‘Regan’.

Regan is, ahem, an 18 year old blonde girl who really looks about mid to late twenties to me and the video starts off with dear old dad reading goldilocks and the three bears to her. Why is dad sitting on the bed of his, ahem, 18 year old hottie daughter reading a children’s book? I don’t know, but it is a plot point I guess and worth mentioning. This allows dad to find an expensive doll he bought for Regan that was now torn to pieces.

She blames her imaginary friend ‘Rock Hard Ed’, to which dad insists this character doesn’t exist and leaves the room. She basically says dad doesn’t know fuck all and then Rock Hard Ed appears. There are a couple of things you need to be aware of prior to watching this video. First it’s been about 10 years since ole Ed here has seen Regan and he likes the changes in her.

Second is the sound effects, try to remember every zany sound effect from every cartoon ever made then imagine them being used over and over and yes, over again in a porn flick. Ed gets hard, then there is the inevitable ‘BOING’ oh it is quite the slapstick hilarity and erotic hi-jinx one could only expect from a site named Freaks Of Porn!

Look I honestly cannot tell you if in some twisted corner of the world if this kind of thing could be considered beat your meat kind of action but the girls are all pretty damned good looking and the action is hot. And wrapping your head around the stories here is no little task but the entertainment value is through the roof. I watched these videos with my wife beside me and we both enjoyed them quite a bit even if it didn’t lead to the immediate trip to the bedroom to ravish each other.

The quality of the videos is solid with multiple qualities to suit every connection speed and they played smoothly. Each video also comes complete with a nice set of images. Bonus material here is just pure gravy with access to over 3370 downloadable videos, 8752 picture sets, 38 exclusive sites and 51 feeds for a total of 89 extra sites you get access to.

Cons

There is no bad thing here because to be honest everything that could be considered bad, like acting and plot lines actually enhances the enjoyment of the site. They are bad and that makes them good. If you know who Joe Campbell from Army of Darkness is you will LOVE, no… you will abso-fucking-lutely adore this site, I know I did. If you’re just looking to choke a quickie out of the Johnson you might find yourself a little limp here.

Conclusion

There are good porn sites and there are entertaining time killing sites out there but rarely do they come together with so much painfully bad acting and horribly conceived plot lines as they do in this rare gem of a site. And while this site grants you access to probably one of the largest, if not the largest porn collection on the planet that is not what made me like this site as much as I did.

The creators of this site seemed to have taken quite the risk in creating one of the most unique and entertaining porn sites out there and I think every one owes it to themselves to take a look inside here.

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